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Staying hydrated is always in style (seriously, it’s like the #1 FREE AND EASY beauty trick), but these days you can make even more of a statement with all the fashionable and functional water bottles on the market. Say sayonara to the days of funk-tasting H2O due to cheap plastic, not to mention the the […]

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Praise the Lawd, I finally stopped laughing long enough to write this damn article. So here’s the situation. I’ve seen lists of “turn-offs” on the Internets before but I think they’ve all been mediocre, so I realized it was HIGH TIME to ask the females I know to share the things that kill their lady boners. I […]

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Three things pertaining to this blog entry: 1. I love J Brand jeans. They boost your butt and make your legs look skinny even if it’s in the middle of holiday season and you’ve been skipping the squats to crush cookies and eggnog. Therefore, they are more magical than Santa himself. 2. I’m not one to take #OOTD […]

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Even though I knew this was coming the second I heard the question, it still made my jaw drop then start laughing hysterically. Poor Peter (and of course that’s his name). But props to him for taking it in stride. But still. I just don’t know how you come back from this.

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I did a major, long overdue room cleaning/closet organizing this past weekend and whilst lining up my shoes I realized that pretty much every pair I wear often (with the exception of my Fryes and Uggs) was Cole Haan. Why? BECAUSE THEY’RE THE MOTHERF*CKING BEST. Since I started wearing Cole Haan heels, I find it […]

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With so much going on in the A-T-L, it’s kinda’ hard not to find shit that’s fun as hell. What? Sorry I was listening to “Gin and Juice” earlier (#FlashbackFriday y’all). ANYWAY, I have some gems for my Atlanta folk, all of which come with discounts or incentives. I didn’t plan for all these event […]

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There is nothing wrong with being bleach blonde in the dead of winter (especially if you live somewhere warm all year round…bitch). But lots of ladies who lighten their locks in the summer want to go a tad darker when football season (A.K.A. fall) starts rolling in. I recently saw my hair whisperer Mandy Gispert […]

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If “Anaconda” comes on the radio, I immediately turn the station. If the video comes on MTV, I immediately change the channel. JK LOL like MTV actually plays music videos LMAO! But seriously…can’t stand the “song,” obviously can’t take the video (remember?), but this dance school performing choreography by Tricia Miranda (my new idol), might […]

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My brother texted me with a “hilarious” YouTube link and said “I cannot deal with it” and I was like, “Wait, he literally can’t even right now?” I had to watch. Behold the soon-to-be-stupid-famous Chris D’elia (and my comic crush) impersonate drunk girls with incredible accuracy. I mean, HOW CAN HE BE THAT GOOD? That […]

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I went to Sam Smith at The Tabernacle on Monday night, and I will share with the world that it was one of the most incredible concerts I’ve ever been to in my life (seriously). But what it made it even BETTER were all the people in front of me with their phones in the […]

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I never even DREAMED this day would come, but my favorite comedic sketch of all time (along with every other white girl I know) has not only turned into a song we can #TurnUp whilst drinking white zin and taking mirror selfies before going out on Saturday night, but also…A MUSIC VIDEO. Starring Sara (with no H) […]

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Not that the #IceBucketChallenge wasn’t an incredible fundraising effort and example of social media’s power, but by week four, I think we were all like And those people who were very last to do it…bless their hearts. But something has surfaced in its wake and it’s, well….ballsy. Literally. Celebs and common folk are grabbing their […]

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I can’t tell you how many times my girlfriends and I have sat around at brunch talking about sex, and been like, “You know, it’s totally AMAAAAAZING having sex with condoms, but what would make it even more UHHHHH-mazing would be a whole lot more latex. Like, the dude’s entire junk area covered in rubber. […]

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Because I know how to Ask Jeeves, I discovered that there are a handful of other “LOL FUNNIEST INSTAGRAMS TO FOLLOW” articles out there, but fuck them because this is the best one, I fucking promise you that. (That was a test. If you’re offended by my language, this article probably isn’t for you.) Before […]

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Disclosure: Compensation was provided by Walmart via Mode Media. The opinions expressed herein are those of the author and are not indicative of the opinions or positions of Walmart. Guess what, y’all? I packed up the ol’ pickup truck and went to Walmart AGAIN to stock up on beauty products. JK, I don’t have a pickup […]

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Compensation was provided by Sally Hansen® via Mode Media. The opinions expressed herein are those of the author and are not indicative of the opinions or positions of Sally Hansen®. Confession: I haven’t been to the nail salon in months and I’m proud of it. I have really been werking my at-home mani skills, and […]

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Yeah yeah yeah, spring and summer are legit, but let’s be honest—fall is the best season because dudes have NFL, NCAA, and fantasy football, and chicks have EVERYTHING WE LIVE FOR. Am I wearing leggings and UGG slippers as I type this? I mean, does Obama drink lattes? Here are ten reasons to raise a glass […]

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I loved my summer 2K14 playlist so much, I wondered if I’d ever be able to top it. WELL. Thanks to Spotify’s killer music browsing abilities, a little Flywheel instructor stalking (read: Cara Weaver), all the talented music makers out right now, and my own penchant for playlisting, I may have just done it. There […]

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If you’ve been to a music festival/outdoor concert recently, you have 100% been exposed to the trend/epidemic sweeping the female nation: High-waisted jorts. Girls of all ages, body types, booty types, and textual orientations have been rocking these denim doozies with crop tops, fake flower crowns, and leather boots in 3,000-degree weather because fashion. At […]

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There’s been a lot of talk about being “basic” lately, specifically being a “basic bitch.” I read the Buzzfeed article “25 Things All Basic White Girls Do in the Fall” and well, I thought it was dumb as f*ck. I mean, did you just copy this from some “shit girls like” list and put “basic and […]

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You know the feeling: You wake up and want to simultaneously do cartwheels, call your BFFs, and Gorilla Glue yourself to the warm body next to you so you’ll never EVER have be apart. But chances are you’ll nix the acrobatics, settle for a quick Emoji update on the group text (eggplant + heart + smiling […]

bananas

Bananas are the Ryan Gosling of fruit. For the past six months, I’ve been eating a banana every day (sometimes TWO) and it has been a life changer. Check out the reasons why nature’s yellow boomerang is truly the most glorious of all. 1. Beats bloat. If you’re swollen from a salty meal (read: 829374928374 […]

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Let’s be honest. Guys are gross. But girls are might be grosser. The shit girls say when they’re in the unconditional loving comfort of their best friends is facking insane, and if dudes knew the half of it, they would probably never get a boner again. In other words, if you’re a dude and you’re reading […]

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Most girls, no matter how thin, have an inner fat kid who comes out on special occasions (read: when certain foods are presented to her). Here they are. 5. Cheese dip and chips. Walk into a Mexican/Tex-Mex restaurant during happy hour/dinner and you’re guaranteed to see approximately 874 groups of girls. And it ain’t because […]

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We live in a day and age where couples get engaged and their first thought is “I can’t wait to post on Facebook!” instead of “I can’t wait to call my friends and family!” You know it’s true. And with that territory comes status updates that are more barf-tastic than a Jared Galleria of Jewelry […]

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I happen to have an arsenal of sex toys, namely vibrators. Attribute it to the fact that I co-hosted a Pure Romance party for four years in a row where I not only got free gifts but also got wasted. “Limited edition” neon yellow dildo butterfly vibrator for $80? Sure why not! My power bill […]

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We’ve all been there–at a music festival, football game, Beyonce concert, porn convention, etc. and because there are LITERALLY A BILLION PEOPLE all trying to text/Facebook/Snapchat/Tinder at the same time, your phone shits the bed. Well actually it’s the provider/signal shitting the bed, but you know you’re blaming your phone like, “OMG I like, can’t […]

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Jennifer Lopez’s “Booty” video is out, and I didn’t think this was possible, but it has MORE ASS THAN THE “ANACONDA” VIDEO. There are no pineapples spinning on record players, pink hand weights, or Drake’s boner; just J. Lo and I.G.G.Y’s ass cheeks, a lot of lube (plus EOS lip balm because product placement?), and a […]

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A while ago, I wrote about Chuice–a ridiculously healthy raw food/drink that completely changed my life and body way back in October 2011. I drank it nearly every day for two years and even froze that ish and brought it to Europe with me in 2012 because there was no way I could go 10 […]

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***Guest post by Lynsey of Sugar Free Ear Candy*** My most innocent girlfriend called me the other day and asked if she should get a Brazilian wax. Before I could begin laughing at the mere thought of her taking her monogrammed panties off in front of a stranger to get her virginal crotch ripped to […]