crazy-cat

In the Walking Dead meets Pet Semetary twist of the century, a cat named Bart was hit by a car and pronounced dead (you know, because he was lying lifeless in a pool of blood), so the owner buried him, then five days later, he clawed himself out of the grave and showed up on the […]

discover

Since I’m on my phone 94.7% of the time, I get excited about new technology/tricks/apps/etc. (STILL WAITING ON THAT DAMN TACO EMOJI BTW), but it takes a lot to get me REALLY worked up. But Snapchat’s new Discover feature has me giddy as a wine drunk Bachelor contestant on a helicopter date. It launched yesterday […]

this girl can

As much as I loved Gisele boxing out her Internet haters with her unnaturally perfect post-baby body (FML), this video/PSA from the UK gives me a whole new level of #ChillBumps. Because we work hard, sweat profusely, kick ass, and don’t all look like Gisele doing it (because no one does…except Gisele). Enjoy, you bad […]

Xtina_hug_me

Dear lovers and friends, The time has come. Yes…finally. A) I’m engaged. B) I’m pregnant. C) I’m looking for more W+P contributors. D) I gave up alcohol. E) All of the above. The answer………C (duh). And maybe B, you just never know. What? It’s my goal this year to get more funny people all up […]

James Garner and Gena Rowlands

I know a thing or two about relationships, not because I have been in a bunch of serious ones, but because I was born with a rare gift to offer sage wisdom and advice that I can’t actually apply to my own life. What…..a #blessing. That, coupled with my 839792742947 girl and guy friends who come […]

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…..because Maroon 5 didn’t make a surprise appearance. I am the biggest Internet skeptic and think everything is staged, but I truly think this is real; those reactions are hard to fake. But seriously….can you think of anything more amazing (besides marrying Adam)? And I was jk about your wedding sucking. I’m sure it was […]

cat-headphones

The weather in Atlanta has been so depressing this week all I want to do is curl up under my comforter, listen to mood music, drink red wine until I pass out, and not wake up until it’s 70 and sunny. Unfortunately, I have a job (ish) and I’m not drinking for another week (more on […]

ASHLEY I., MACKENZIE, TANDRA

Confession: I have been watching The Bachelor for most my adult life and I’m not ashamed. There is literally no better show to view with friends, critique, and live tweet. Sure, seasons have had their fair share of snoozy moments, but they still never disappoint with the handpicked crop of insecure/narcissistic/batshit/desperate females, Chris Harrison’s billionaire […]

Computer-Cat

#NewYear……#NewYou. How about we put aside your unrealistic resolutions of quadrupling your income, getting Gisele’s body or Ryan Gosling’s face, and finding love on FarmersOnly.com and talk about what really matters: Your social media accounts. Our old pal Trey and I have long discussed how social media is completely out of control (yet we spend […]

fashion dads

There is nothing quite like dad fashion–Wranglers and New Balances, Crocs and socks, khakis and windbreakers, Canadian tuxedos, Hawaiian shirts (in the middle of winter)–there are no limits when it comes to their personal style and comfort. When I’m home from the holidays, I alway eagerly anticipate what kind of ensemble my dad is going […]

h8evry1

New. Year’s. Eve. Three words that can strike fear into the hearts of even the strongest men and baddest bitches. I’ve had a few traumatic December 31 experiences, but I’ve also had some great ones and I have a feeling this year might be the best yet (more on that at the bottom…). But first, […]

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Disclosure: Compensation was provided by Walmart via Mode Media. The opinions expressed herein are those of the author and are not indicative of the opinions or positions of Walmart. It’s the holidaaaaaays! My favorite time of year and excuse for everything (drinking/eating excessively, going out on school nights, buying sequins, carrying mistletoe around in my […]

peppermint patty

Pumpkin season is great and all, but peppermint season is what I live for. Why do you think it’s the last month of the year? It’s literally the headliner for the entire year in flavor profiles. So when DeKuyper put me up to task of creating a holiday cocktail, there was one ingredient and one […]

emoji monkeys

I remember the moment I saw an enlarged Emoji on Snapchat. It was last Tuesday night; I sat up straight in bed and knew my life was changed forever. This are few things I love more in this world than Emojis and when they’re larger than life, I LITERALLY CAN’T EVEN. The number one reason […]

dog dream

Don’t you love when someone sends you a video under 20 seconds and it’s so incredible you take a moment to thank God for the Internet (and animals)? That’s how I felt yesterday when my friend Joel sent me this tearjerker. Since I pretty much have to hold back tears every time I see a cute dog […]

home alone

From Thanksgiving (or Halloween, whatever) to the New Year, I say “It’s the holidays!” approximately 2397298474 times as justification to do whatever I want. I have a hard time concentrating on work; all I want to do is eat, binge drink (red wine), and be merry, and I treat my “winter vacation” like I’m still in […]

beyonce

You guys know how I feel about Beyonce’s “7/11″ video (three words: Christmas came early). Well, some guys have recreated it and it’s pretty damn legit. Dance moves: On point. Solo cups: Check. Chair dancing: Done. Crowded hallway dancing: Nailed it. (Although I was a little concerned about the blowdryer so close to the bathtub.) But […]

elf

‘Tis the season for sequins, scarves, mistletoe, parties, cookies, red wine, weight gain, and most of all…..GIVING. I can’t provide you with any tips to avoid the December Six (pounds) because I literally have no idea, but I can tell you what to get for the ladies in your life this holiday season. If you’re […]

guys acting like girls on instagram

GIRLS. LOVE. INSTAGRAM. The only thing girls love more than cupcakes, coffee, Emojis, new outfits, and skinny pictures of themselves are putting cupcakes, coffee, Emojis, new outfits, and skinny pictures of themselves on Instagram, so according to my genius deductive reasoning skills, that means they literally love Instagram more than anything else in the entire universe. As for […]

grill lips

Right now, I’m estimating there are approximately 923472984398265 lip glosses in my apartment. One of these days I’m going to find them all and lay them out for a photo that will blow everyone’s mind (including my own). But that being said…..I think I have found the most perfect lip gloss ever created. But before […]

beyonce 7:11

Remember when Nicki Minaj put out her “Anaconda” video and it was awful and had a bunch of random shit in it like pineapples on turntables and and we were like, This is awful and this random shit just makes it awful-er. Remember when J.Lo put out a video shaking her lubed-up ass with Iggy […]

emoji collage

Guaranteed you’ve been that girl or been in a conversation with that girl who’s like, “Ugh, I just wish there was a penis Emoji!” Like hell you do. Most girls don’t even like getting real dick pics. Why would we want tiny, cartoon dick pics splashed across our iPhone screens? No thanks. But we ladies do […]

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Am I tripping on psychedelic mushrooms or is there a Snowpocalypse in Saudi Arabia right now because this blog entry is about Taylor Swift…and it’s positive. FML. I’m not one to excessively celebrity gossip (that’s for bores and basics), but you may know I used to majorly hate on Taylor Swift. I could not stand her […]

zara blanket scarf

Let it be known that I was blogging about “blanket scarves” before the “legit” fashion bloggers got to it, but mine was more of a spring/summer style and it was French because I’m just fancy like that. ANYWAY, last year Zara introduced its big-ass blanket scarf and Pinterest exploded with adoration and “how-tos” (because wearing a […]