You know the drill (if not, see this post). I did all these things recently, so it’s okay if you have, too. That way, we all feel better about ourselves.
It’s totally acceptable if…
1. After getting your ass kicked (literally) at Pilates/Flybarre/Core Fusion/wherever, you walk out of class thinking you look like this:
2. You sneak a sample of something from the Whole Foods salad bar before piling it onto your plate. Hello, what if you hate it? Just trying to be non-wasteful here! (Two samples are okay, too…just to make sure.)
3. You eat Nutella straight out of the jar. With your finger.
5. You have conversations like this with your best friend:
…and then are proven wrong because Jessica only delivered one child this week (no comment on that headline).
Have a great weekend, everyone! Do something(s) you can laugh about on Monday morning.
*Editor’s note: I would never make fun of fat people and I think Jessica Simpson is beautiful, but come on….she was a house. Make that two houses. Also, that Nutella picture took a lot of takes to get it just right (although that may have been self-imposed).