Remember that time your carry-on bag got checked at the airport and the security guy pulled out your vibrator and made you turn it on?

Oh wait. That was me.

But it’s precisely the reason why us gals could really use a pleasure piece that won’t get us into awkward situations. You know, something you can bring to work meetings, whip out at church, leave at your parents house without them questioning, use around children.

Presenting: The Dear John ($29).
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That’s right, ladies. A working ink pen that is also a clitoral stimulator (sorry prudes; that’s the official terminology). Making your to-do list in the morning and happen to get turned on? No need to get up from your desk. Feeling like a quick fix before you get on a plane? Or heck, even join Mile High Club with Mr. John himself.

Writing a love letter and need to get in the mood?
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I know. This really IS crazy. With just a quick twist (and one AAA battery), it turns from writing device to private time toy. And let me just tell you…this pen packs some power (if you know what I mean).

Convinced yet? If you’re ready to bite the bullet (no pun intended), purchase the Dear John or something of equal or higher value via my FAVE Pure Romance consultant Annette White’s site and you’ll get a free gift with purchase (and it will be good, trust)! Just make sure to go to her link before you start shopping and when you place your order, shoot Annette a quick note (annettewhite@pureromance.com) with subject line Witty + Pretty to ensure your gift.

The writing’s on the wall (and your hoo-ha).

LYLAS,
Ashley

Comments

  1. becky says:

    hahahahhaha. This might be the best thing. EVER.
    -Becky
    The Pumpkin Spot

  2. Belinda says:

    Love this! And so perfect for playing when the mood strikes!

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