That’s right. You heard it here first. The royal baby doesn’t have a name yet because Kim Kardashian stole Kate Middleton’s baby name and now they have to think of something different. The baby’s official name was supposed to be His Royal Highness Prince NorthWest of Cambridge, which has quite a nice ring to it. Sorry, Kate. Maybe you should have gotten knocked up out of wedlock like Kimye and you could have beaten them to the punch.
On that note, are some Brits SERIOUSLY waiting to hear what the baby’s name is to name their own children? That is one of the most pathetic things I’ve ever heard. And let’s just hope these kids waiting for identities are just a few days old and not like, ready to celebrate their first birthdays with a big blank space on the cake where the name is supposed to be.
Obviously, when I heard the baby was born, I headed over to Suri’s Burn Book immediately to see what America’s little princess had to say. And since I love nothing more than when she makes fun of Tom Cruise, this entry didn’t disappoint.
And in case you were one of the many wondering why this baby is like, THE BIGGEST DEAL EVER FOR PEOPLE WHO DON’T EVEN LIVE IN ENGLAND and thinking you might want to focus on other news stories, here are some that might pique your interest.