This “big-boned” Russian man in a Speedo dancercising his heart out whilst on vacay makes me happier than seeing Ryan Lochte in Speedo. Well, almost.
(Watch the whole thing as he really gets going toward the end.)
Now THOSE are some MOVES, people! And I think Ana Kasparian of The Young Turks (#GirlCrush) nails it with her all-inclusive resort analysis.
It kinda’ reminds me of the time I entered a dance contest (read: was forced by my Dance Moms mother while on family vacay in Turks and Caicos), did the entire Single Ladies routine (IN A BIKINI), and did NOT win.
However, as the only white girl in the contest, I was at a disadvantage as the other ladies (two of them are in the pink and blue on the left) had much larger (and louder) posses than my modest crew of my mom, dad, and brother. But did they even have routines prepared? Not unless you call strutting around haphazardly and shaking your ass a routine.
Not that I’m still bitter or anything.