I read this article about Kim Kardashian’s pregnant photo shoot with Karl Lagerfeld, and had to do a double-take to make sure I wasn’t reading The Onion.

Who knew unflattering puffy jackets over towel-sweater-dresses were in now? And I still can’t believe they found a Ralph Lauren Polo sweater from 1998!
And I think we can all agree that if Kim K. was a float in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade, this would be the rendering:
The best line: “The photos are absolutely high fashion.”

As in, the photographer was high.

There’s also a ridiculous video, which 100% needs to be turned into an SNL skit starring Nasim Pedrad (#GirlCrush) as Kim and Will Ferrell as Karl Lagerfeld. Everyone, please picture Will Ferrell as Karl Lagerfeld.

You’re welcome.