I think Britney Spears’ “Work Bitch” is pretty awful. Not only are the lyrics uncreative and repetitive, but the beat is nothing special, and more importantly: What is that ridiculous accent she’s trying to pull off? She says “Bugatti” and my skin crawls. Now before all you Britney superfans come at me, remember this post and know that I’ll always have a soft spot in my heart for our beloved pop princess. But let’s just see what happens when we put the “Work Bitch” chorus lyrics to some of Brit Brit’s past “work”…

You want a hot body
britney
You want a Bugatti
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You want a Maserati
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You better work bitch!

You want a Lamborghini
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Sip martinis
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Look hot in a bikini
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You better work bitch!

You wanna’ live fancy
brit

Live in a big mansion

sm3

Party in France
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You better work bitch!

You better work bitch!

You better work bitch!

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Looks like we all need to step our game up.

LYLAS,
Ashley

Comments

  1. Spot on, and Hilarious all at once! 😉

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