Well since the selfie article got about 9842394293823094820398423 hits, ol’ Tom and I figured we’re basically millionaires (that’s how this Internet thing works, right?), so we said, “F*ck it, let’s peace out this bitch #LikeABoss.”
Tom jet-setted to LA to hobnob with celebrities like Dina Lohan, and I just arrived in Paris (which sounds douchey no matter how you say it) and will also be visiting Barcelona to bone down with a hot Spaniard (wait what?) and Amsterdam (do people still smoke marijuana cigarettes over there?). We’ll be giving you a full recap later this week, but in the meantime, we’d like to introduce you to the latest craze about to sweep the social medias….
The Airplane Bathroom Duck Face Selfie
It says, “Not only am I f*cking sexy, but I have enough money to fly coach on an airplane.”