Be honest, what did you think when you read that title? Wait, maybe I don’t want to know.
ANYWAY, I’m heading out to the most wonderful music festival in the world, Hangout Fest, for the third year in a row. This is my kind of festival–staying in a big house on the beach instead of a tent in the dirt, stages right on the sand instead of in the dirt, badass VIP sections with free DRANKS, and hot guys who have showered in the last 24 hours instead of hot guys who haven’t showered in the last 24 hours.
Which brings me to my master plan: I’m introducing the hashtag #HotGuysOfHangout and I will do my due diligence to capture the finest male specimens on the beach this weekend and post them on Instagram. Maybe I’ll snap their photos from afar, maybe I’ll selfie with them, or maybe I’ll make out with them. What?
Here’s a sneak preview…
Who has a lady boner?
Follow me on Instagram @AshHess for all the fine fellas (and maybe some #HotGirlsOfHangout, too).
Rock on y’all,
*Featured photo from ohyesiam.com, second photo from cosmopolitan.co.uk, third photo from aol.com