In the Walking Dead meets Pet Semetary twist of the century, a cat named Bart was hit by a car and pronounced dead (you know, because he was lying lifeless in a pool of blood), so the owner buried him, then five days later, he clawed himself out of the grave and showed up on the front stoop with half a face, nbd.

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME.

You guys. This is right up there with the missing Malaysia flight on my list of Things That Will Baffle Me Daily for the Rest of Enternity. The owner was quoted as saying, “I know he was dead; he was cold and stiff,” which leads me to believe ol’ Bart was just playin the whole time (GANGSTER AF), and in that case, give this dude a damn Academy Award.

For the record, Bart has gotten surgery and is totally going to live the rest of his life #LikeABoss because no other cat (or dog, person, mountain lion, crocodile, whatever) is ever going to fuck with him. IMG_1403
I made that meme (LOLZZZ), but on the Facebook post there were some pretty hilarious ones in response to this insanity…

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10686617_10200147750611806_8047584972820208205_n^ My personal favorite, duh.

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1620510_10203588269847619_7070379275547766169_nBut in all seriousness, I’m just glad this gangster cat is alive and well(ish). Oh and one more thing…

OF COURSE THIS HAPPENED IN FUCKING FLORIDA.

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