Instagram is a truly majestical corner of the Internet. I mean, where else IN THE WORLD can you find narcissistic selfies combined with inspirational quotes, gluten-free recipes (omg!!!!), boring baby pics (and the occasional #NoFilter sonogram!), glorious ’90s #TBTs, fashion bloggers’ daily outfits (because you care), LOL-worthy memes and videos, pictures of feet in the sand (#TooBlessedToBeStressed), and creepy dudes DM’ing “fitness models”? What…a hodgepodge of American dreams. Not to mention dudes acting like basic bitches and dads acting like fashion bloggers (see also: #shameless plugs). I do love Instagram and it’s slowly becoming my life/career, but if I’m being honest, I only came here for 2 reasons…the puppies and the food.
I’m not ashamed to admit I follow more puppy and food accounts than is probably normal, and I wouldn’t have it any other way even when I’m laying in bed, stomach growing from eating a lame salad for dinner (#BikiniSeason) and I stumble across a picture of cheeseburger French fry pizza nachos on my iPhone 6+ screen (#humblebrag) then have to get out of bed to make a snack (most likely involving peanut butter and a spoon) before I literally die. That being said, take a look at 17 #FoodPorn Instagram accounts that are trying to ruin your diet/life. Hope it’s your #CheatDay.
1. @EatNowPlayLater Um I’m sorry but how can you NOT eat this bacon egg avocado cheesy AF bagel sandwich for your next meal?
2. @IceCreamKing That pint of fat-free sugar-free froyo you were going to #TreatYoself with tonight is looking like a real piece of shit now, isn’t it?