bro float

Remember when this was an acceptable pool float?

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Showing up to a pool party with one of those busted yoga mats these days is like a dude breaking out a Samsung flip phone to get a girl’s number. Sure it can be endearing (ish?), but bottom line: NOPE.

Just like mobile phones, workout classes, and vibrators — pool floats have majorly evolved and upgraded. The type you choose for your pool daze is not only a status symbol, but a solid indicator of the type of person/fun level you are. And the best part: Dudes have totally owned this evolution.

Because I run @BrosBeingBasic on Instagram, I’m probably more privy to these trends than most. I noticed it gaining momentum last year, but this summer is on a whole. notha’. level. The truth is, I decided to write this blog because I couldn’t possibly post all the amazing #BroFloat submissions on the account and they all deserve praise. From unicorns to swans to pizza and donuts, brotation devices are the #1 accessory of the summer and if you’re not posting them on Instagram, you’re not doing it right.

Behold the #BroFloat #GOALS for every broccasion:

When you been drinkin…..watermelon.
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When you’re #TooBlessedToBeStressed. 
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When it’s Sunday and you have to praise Pizza Christ.
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WhenThe Notebook is life…. “If you’re a bird, I’m a bird.”
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When it’s nap time, but also snack time. 

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When it’s #CheatDay and regular pretzels just won’t do…
(SWEET AND SALTY YAASSS QUEEN)
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When you’re A GODDAMN AMERICAN.  

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When you’re on top of the world and DGAF. 
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When your creamsicle game is too strong. 
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When the whole squad shows up LIT AF. 

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When you’re into some Game of Thrones shit. 
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When bae just broke up with you but you donut care. 

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When every day is a baecation and unicorns are life. 

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When you wanna give her the D, but tryna be subtle about it. 

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When the squad doesn’t show, but you don’t care because more pizza for you. 

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When sharing is caring. 

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When the GANG’S ALL HERE!
(And by gang, we obviously mean food groups.)
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When the GANG’S ALL HERE!
(And by gang, we obviously mean champagne bottles.)
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When they say you can’t, but you know you (tou)can. 

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When you didn’t get the memo about pool floats in 2016 🙁 

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Float on, you beautiful bros (and betches)!

And find more #FloatsAndBros at @BrosBeingBasic!

HAGS,
Ashley

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