About

Hello, I’m Ashley! (Feel free to call me Hess.)

Welcome to Witty + Pretty! Sit down, pour yourself a drink (oh, you’re at work; so what?), and let’s get to know each other.

I’m Ashley and I started this website out of an obsession with beauty stuff, passion for funny, and general distaste for cheesy female-based blogs that take themselves too seriously. I love all the usual beauty suspects (manis, pedis, blowouts, skincare, etc.), but am also huge on health and fitness, and have a general passion for vodka and anything that makes me laugh.

I’m a social media and pop culture enthusiast as well as a music freak always searching for the latest tracks to get me going on a run or before a night out (ie. to sing at the top of my lungs in the shower). And when it comes to the fellas, dating, and S-E-X, I have an opinion or two (hundred).

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Above all, I believe the most important element in anyone’s quest for pretty is having fun and being happy. We all should be laughing all the damn time and not taking ourselves too seriously. Nothing is prettier than a smile, and if someone is bitter/judgmental/sucks at life and can’t laugh at him/herself, no amount of beauty products and treatments can make that look good. Girl, you know it’s true.

On W+P, you’ll find your favorite girly things with a (hopefully) funny twist. We’ll talk lipstick, hair, food, fitness, nails, playlists, waxing, tans, bra fittings, low-cal drinks, sex toys, travel, traveling with sex toys, hangover cures, beauty tip, tricks, bad dates, and so much more. And we can’t forget the dude contributors letting us into the male mind one paragraph at at time….

Thanks so much for stopping by. I hope you enjoy and if you have something(s) you’d like me to write about, feel free to send me an email (ashley@wittyandpretty.com), tweet, or Facebook message. If for some reason you’re interested in my resume/”professional” site/TV stuff, it’s over at AshleyHesseltine.com.

LYLAS,
Ashley

Comments

  1. Cari says:

    So pumped to subscribe to your blog, you mentioned everything I wanted to hear in your About Me: Dry Bar, make-up, Bloomies (I only park there too), wine, music, nail polishes, vacay must-haves, tans, and did I say wine? ;) Great blog, can’t wait to read up!
    ps. Kudos on the Milli Vanilli mention

  2. Elizabeth Roy says:

    Congrats on the new blog! Can’t wait to read :)

  3. Cory Ferguson says:

    I Love YOU!!!

  4. Cara Weaver says:

    You are so PRETTY and WITTY! Love this blog

  5. Meghan says:

    congrats on the new digs – I love reading it already.

  6. Lizzy says:

    so pumped about this blog!

  7. Cindy Hesseltine says:

    Told all my buddies at Upper Cut Salon about this cool site. Love love love it!

  8. Bridget says:

    LOVE the blog and you! Cant wait to hear about all the good finds…especially the ones I can get in my neck of the woods! xoxox

  9. Nick says:

    Congrats on the new blog, TB! I’m here to help you promote! (And read all your blogs, because as you know, my testes are just dangling ovaries.)