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Call me crazy, but I have never been personally offended by the site of an animal’s asshole. However, in 2015 in a world filled with bare human asses breaking the Internet, apparently this is an issue for some people. So praise Jesus for the TWINKLE TUSH, a feline ass-cessory that turns a kitty’s butthole into bling. Now […]

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Consideration provided by Target. In life, we have both basics and statements. Basics are the girls posting cleavage pics on Instagram disguised as coffee-drinking selfies while statement girls are off doing cool sh*t and not worrying about which filter makes them look the most like a Kardashian. And in fashion we also have basics and […]

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When I was in 5th grade, I was absolutely CERTAIN I was going to be the next Coco Chanel. When my teacher Mrs. Jenner (not to be confused with #Caitlyn) asked the class what we wanted to be when we grew up, I confidently answered “fashion designer” even though I was wearing purple stirrup leggings, […]

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Somewhere along the lineage of American history, white girls people thought it would be a good idea to celebrate their birthdays in restaurants with literally everyone they knew in order to feel popular and validated and make innocent servers want to blow their brains out. And listen, I’ve been guilty of this — I remember […]

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I am all about some female empowerment and I appreciate the strides beauty brands and (some) media outlets have taken to encourage confidence, promote inner beauty, and break down unrealistic standards brought to us in part by Photoshop. But there’s just a touch of inauthenticity when the messaging comes from a multi-billion dollar company and their […]

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What would life be without coffee? I LITERALLY CAN’T EVEN imagine. (If you’re not a coffee drinker, feel free to skip over this article but PS, HOW THE FUCK DO YOU FUNCTION ON A DAILY BASIS?) I’m always looking for ways to spice up my coffee routine at home so I don’t spend $238742974 a […]

FILE - In this September 15, 1954 publicity photo courtesy Running Press, Marilyn Monroe is shown during the “subway” scene of "The Seven Year Itch," filmed late in the evening on Lexington Avenue in New York City. It required several retakes in front of over two thousand gawking spectators and reporters. The picture is included in a new 2012 book, "Marilyn in Fashion," published by Running Press.  (AP Photo/Courtesy Running Press, File)

Consideration was provided by Target. Let’s take a look at all-white wearing through the years… I mean, is there anything hotter than white clothing on bronze skin? NOPE. Add gold jewelry into that mix and hello, SUMMER SEXY ALERT. Once my skin hits a top-tier tan, I can’t get enough white in my wardrobe—I wear […]

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At this point, me telling you I’m hair-obsessed is like telling you vodka makes you prettier. WE ALL KNOW ALREADY. And as of late, I’ve been seriously oil-obsessed (remember this post just last week?). So let’s talk oil + hair. Unless you have the thinnest, finest, most oily hair on the planet, chances are you can […]

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Unless you live in a cave with no Internet or sense of humor, you are well aware that comedian/actress Amy Schumer is killing it lately, from her show and all its viral clips to her social antics to her acceptance speech at the 2015 Glamour Women of the Year Awards earlier this month where she […]

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First of all, we shouldn’t be getting sunburn. It’s not cute and it increases your risk of skin cancer by like, a million. But sometimes it happens (even to me, as judgey as I am about it). If you’re out in the sun, I say always wear SPF 30 or higher (YOU CAN STILL TAN […]

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Spoiler alert: I’m going to talk about cleansing your face with oil. DON’T HANG UP! Just hear me out. Oil has long been known for its makeup removing properties and of course, the moisturizing factor. As we all know, the more moisturized the skin, the more it glows and the YOUNGER YOU LOOK. Do I need […]

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Summer means fun and sun, tanks and tans, beach and boys, pedis and pina coladas, bronzes and blackouts (what?). But also: Sweaty armpits. Bummer. The good news is: Deodorant. Here are the best sticks for dry pits (and a spray) whether you’re a sweaty sister or heated hippie chick.   Serious Sweater You can always […]

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I have ’90s nostalgia like nobody’s business and I love to reminisce about the beauty products I was obsessed with back when I had braces, terrible bangs, no idea how to match foundation to my skin, and thought Bath & Body Works was the holy grail of life. Here are a handful of the best […]

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As you know, I’m female, therefore I love cute animals on Instagram (if a girl says she doesn’t like cute animals on Instagram, check for her dick). ANYWAY, Corgis are my #1 but this bunny named Wally is coming in hot and about to be my new #SpiritAnimal. Apparently he has an owner named Molly […]

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True life: I have always been judged for my toothpaste selections and I’m 100% with that. Since elementary school, I’ve used Tom’s of Maine natural toothpaste and whenever I went to the dentist, they would praise my clean, cavity-free teeth (thanks, Mom). Confession: In my early twenties, I didn’t go the dentist for six years […]

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Consideration was provided by Target On the nightmare scale, swimsuit shopping is right up there with being trapped inside the DMV with all of your exes and their new girlfriends and Nickelback’s Greatest Hits is on repeat. Hold on, I need a minute to erase that horrific image from my memory. Ok I’m back. But […]

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This summer’s gonna’ hurt like a mutha fucker. What? Adam Levine said it, not me! That song (while not my absolute fave, but good enough for #FunInTheSun) kicks off this doozy of a playlist where you can also find a hard-hitting dose of Zedd, Twenty One Pilots, David Guetta, Jason Derulo (the new jam with […]

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In case you didn’t know, I’m huge on hair. Once I moved past the horrific hairstyles of my childhood, learned how to properly use a blowdryer and other hot tools IN COLLEGE (because mothers can’t teach you what they never knew), I really prided myself on my lovely lady locks. Then a few years ago, […]

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Dust off your penis straws, take out a loan, practice your Instagram filtering, and get ready to feign a LOT of exaggerated excitement because IT’S BACHELORETTE SEASON, BETCHES! And I mean bachelorette as in the #LastFlingBeforeTheRing but yes, it’s also ABC’s The Bachelorette season and this one might be my fave yet because #TeamKaitlyn. But […]

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Unless you were one of those unicorn children with a perfectly polished stay-at-home and/or overbearing mother who made sure your hair was always on point from birth ’til now (and is probably still meddling), you had at least one to six periods in your life when your hair was an absolute WTF disaster…ESPECIALLY if you […]

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Instagram is a truly majestical corner of the Internet. I mean, where else IN THE WORLD can you find narcissistic selfies combined with inspirational quotes, gluten-free recipes (omg!!!!), boring baby pics (and the occasional #NoFilter sonogram!), glorious ’90s #TBTs, fashion bloggers’ daily outfits (because you care), LOL-worthy memes and videos, pictures of feet in the sand […]

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HEY Y’ALL. I don’t always do this (says every girl before she sleeps with a guy on the first date), but I’m throwing out some fun Atlanta-only stuffs happening this weekend, so get ready to let your hair down and have a hootenanny. If you are reading this and don’t live in Atlanta, I’m sorry […]

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Consideration was provided by Target. If there’s one love affair that’s been a constant for me since high school, it’s Target. (Sorry Chick-fil-a, maybe if you were open on Sundays…). I go to Target for everything from swimsuits to soap, cards to K-cups, trail mix to toilet paper, but I’ve never really gone HAM in […]

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Spring weather is here, which means time to sit out on your patio with a glass of moscato, listen to Drake, and paint your pretty little nails. I’ll hit the salon for pedis from time to time, but I really have taken to painting my own fingernails at home (especially with my fave at-home gel), […]