OF COURSE I WATCHED THIS TRAINWRECK, HAVE WE MET? A bunch of hot, desperate singles who I kinda’ feel like I already know because I’ve been watching this damn show for a decade (FML) and they’re in my homeland(ish) of Mexico!? Set the DVR and pass me the guac. There was one really strong moment […]

If you are a normal person, then you have no idea what happened on The Bachelorette this season because you have much better things to do with your life like succeed.  Therefore, let me recap for you because I have no life and believe in love. A bunch of dudes went on a terrible show […]

“All women are crazy.” A statement we’ve heard too many times before. Well guess what, guys are fucking crazy, too, so let’s put the whole backlash of that statement behind us and focus on this educational video for a second. (For the record; crazy to a female is equivalent to creepy as a male, so if you […]

What do women want? The age-old question men ask themselves…and women probably ask themselves even more. Also, a Mel Gibson movie (that was FOURTEEN YEARS AGO by the way, FML). But this revolutionary new service out of San Fran (obvi), is attempting to give women EXACTLY WHAT THEY WANT. And it’s not a stripper’s oversized penis […]

Dear Sam, I hope this letter finds you well. I have come to the conclusion that…well…I have a male-to-male appreciation for you. Fuck it, a Man Crush. You see Sam, it appears that every female on Planet Earth (and possibly Venus) is in love with you and your songs instead of me. You have stolen […]

The Fifty Shades of Grey movie has been so highly anticipated, mainly because everyone is wondering how they’re going to put two hours of kinky sex on the big screen and not rate it XXXXX. Well, it’s here. 1. I got zero lady boner from the actor playing Christian Grey (Jamie Dornan). Bummer. 2. For […]

Mystery, humor, intrigue, suspense, and love. THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE MOVIE. Keep swipin’, y’all, Ashley For more on what NOT to do on Tinder, click here. 

When the FOURTH person sent me this Tinder screen shot, I knew this gentleman had to make a Witty + Pretty appearance. So what it’s a job well Photoshopped, but still the most eye-catching, droolworthy profile photo I’ve ever seen. And nice job on coordinating the pic with the bio. I would like to know […]

I’m a little late to the game on this one (Buzzfeed got to it back in March, those bastards), but a big thank you to the Internet Gods for placing this beautiful male specimen in my Facebook news feed.  Yes, that is Guilherme Leao, a rent-a-cop security guard for the damn SUBWAY in Sao Paulo, […]

My good friend and genetically #blessed male specimen Tribble Reese (you may recognize him from Bravo’s The New Atlanta) is the king of what we like to call……the #LipSyncSelfie. Every time he posts a snippet on Instagram, W+P blogger Trey is jealous, females everywhere get lady boners, and his 98293729847897349 Instagram followers go bananas. Well ol’ Tribbs […]

This week, I did standup at one of my favorite comedy clubs in the city, The Atlanta Improv, for open mic night, and it was a packed house as Ron White was stopping by to shut it down after amateur hour. There were 250+ people in attendance, which is the largest crowd I’ve ever performed for, plus I […]

Ok I swear this isn’t turning into a “Look at these funny commercials!” blog, but this week has just been on point. (Who says on point?) This gem actually debuted on the Interweb five years ago and I have no idea how it wasn’t more popular. Supposedly based on a true story, this is truly […]

There are stupid/impractical/heinous fashion trends for women all the time (see: the ’90s), but that’s what being female is all about. However, when outlandish styles surface for men, they must be addressed. I have my opinions (OBVI), but I called in our resident dude-bestie-blogger Trey to give his compelling insight into some of these confusing new clothing […]

The Stockton Police Department posted the above mugshot of a fine male specimen named Jeremy Meeks (Ashley Meeks, how does that sound?) and women of Facebook went wild. At the time of this post, it had 15.5K+ likes and nearly 4K comments. A DAMN MUGSHOT. And it clearly wasn’t because people are supporting the police […]

Atlanta is POPPIN’ this summer, my friends. (Who still says poppin’ besides Sway from MTV?) So many cool places have opened and many more to come. Here are a couple I’ve visited recently (one in particular I’m freaking out over) and one VERY MAJOR beauty boutique opening this weekend. Also….summer date ideas. The Painted Pin […]

The Internet is a glorious place. Even if you know nothing about nothing, it can educate you to GED status. Sure, some of it will be fake and you’ll probably believe it, but so what? The World Wide Web is abuzz with World Cup madness so I compiled some of the best articles out there so […]

Let’s be honest. Guys are gross. But girls are might be grosser. The shit girls say when they’re in the unconditional loving comfort of their best friends is facking insane, and if dudes knew the half of it, they would probably never get a boner again. In other words, if you’re a dude and you’re reading […]

If you can watch this without cringing and/or nervously laughing, I will give you $8,000 and a six-pack of cigars on ice. Don’t get it twisted; I think the ladies certainly have the moves, but I have so many questions. Such as… 1. Which bridesmaid, after a couple glasses of moscato, was like, “You know what […]

Oh, Tinder. The most genius, addicting, shallow app ever created. Swipe right if you think someone is attractive; swipe left if you don’t. Swipe all over your screen if you’re drunk and starting to lose control over your fingers….then wake up with a bunch of fours in your match queue who you thought were tens […]

Hey girls. If you think spending four hours on your hair, makeup, and picking out a slutty sexy outfit, then standing in a bar/club with resting bitch face and sipping a fancy martini is going to attract Prince Charming, you’re doing it wrong. (For the record, you may attract Prince Douchebag. He is definitely not […]

Well that was the best weekend ever. Hangout Fest 2014 was perfect in every way–perfect group, perfect weather, perfect amount of Pinnacle vodka (approximately 539753987245 bottles), perfect performances (OUTKAST for the win), and perfect looking gentlemen everywhere. As I announced before my departure, I started the hashtag #HotGuysOfHangout and did my best to capture the […]

Be honest, what did you think when you read that title? Wait, maybe I don’t want to know. ANYWAY, I’m heading out to the most wonderful music festival in the world, Hangout Fest, for the third year in a row. This is my kind of festival–staying in a big house on the beach instead of […]

I was on a bachelorette party this weekend in Charleston, and while I had an absolute blast, I couldn’t help but think how things had changed from the bachelorette parties I attended before I hit the big 3-0. For one, I still remembered my name on Sunday. And I didn’t have to take a Plan […]

I wonder if I asked a bunch of dudes to name a sexy movie scene, they’d say, “Uh, this girl-on-girl scene I watched on YouPorn this morning.” Probably. But us ladies…we like a little more cinematic value for our stimulation. Last week, Witty + Pretty email subscribers weighed in on the steamiest movie scenes of all […]