Videos
Sometimes, Kids Just Get It…
As I watch my favorite AT&T commercial, I realize that adorable little girl truly understands…
…the way I feel about vodka.
If You Love Emoji…You. Will. Die.
Disclaimer: If you don’t have an iPhone, therefore don’t have Emoji, step away from the computer as this post will only upset you. As for the rest of you who are inserting smiling piles of sh*t, two dancing girls, cats, camels, trophies, fried shrimp, and ambulances into your daily textchanges, watch this incredible video:
I mean…I could barely laugh the first time I watched it because I was in such awe of it’s amazingness and spot-on depiction of girl convos. If you’re anything like me, you’ll watch it six more times today.
This got me pondering: What does a person’s most recently used Emojis say about them? I took a look at my own…
…and it became clear.
Or something like that.
What do yours say about you?
♥,
Ashley
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Morning Express Singles Segment: Part 2
What drives girls crazy about guys? Why don’t guy pick up the phone these days? Do rotary phones still exist? What about the one dude in this clip who says he “never calls girls”? Did he get laid that night? (Sadly…probably yes.) Check it all out in this clip and click HERE for the other clip (where I drop the “slutty” bomb) and the full lowdown on this segment.
LYLAS,
Ashley
The Cute, the Funny, and the Amazing (Videos)
I’ve stumbled across some videos the past couple days that I’d like to share. And no, I don’t mean stumbled because I was drunk. Although I did drink moonshine last night, but whatev. It was Tuesday!
You may have seen one or some of these, especially the one with 13 million views. But you know what, guys? I can’t scour the Internets all day for the newest and coolest sh*t on YouTube AND blog about bikini waxes AND keep up normal writing gigs that pay for my Nextel AND text and AIM with friends AND stalk people on MySpace AND serenade my dog with Katy Perry songs (“Dewey, you’re a fiiiireworrrrk…”) whilst making coffee. So just watch these and deal with it. Ok? I love you.
1. Holy #CuteKittenAlert! This makes me want to jump through my computer screen and steal those little babies, then snuggle with them every day for the rest of my life (or theirs). Honestly…this video might be more adorable than Boo. Yeah, I said it.
2. Ladies (and gents!): Self defense is VERY important, especially if you live in a big, crimey city like Atlanta. Watch this video to prepare yourself if you’re ever attacked by an armed criminal.
So. Effing. Funny. (And aside from the helpful tips, the nose pick at the beginning is my favorite part.)
3. If you love Les Miserables (read: have a ridiculous obsession like me), you will seriously die for this video. And if you know and love the music, maybe watch this in private because you WILL bust into song…and maybe shed a tear. Not that I did that or anything…
(And like, is he the most talented person on Earth? Besides Kim Kardashian, of course.)
Hope you liked the vids! Stay tuned for upcoming beauty booty from some rad guest bloggers, my friends!
LYLAS,
Ashley
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Best of the Breast: Sticky Bra + Nip Covers You Must Have
Us girls have it ROUGH. We have these THINGS on our chests we’re supposed to keep perky and pushed together, which requires straps and hooks, but then we want to wear strapless/backless/sexy stuff without straps and hooks showing.
I mean. Seriously, ladies. Sometimes I don’t know how we get through the day.
But luckily, there’s a beautiful solution. Like the Topsy Tail was to boring ponytails. Or Plan B after a drunken night with your ex.
It’s the NuBra, and I’m sure many (if not most) of you have heard of it, but I’m a NuBra newbie nubie and have to share my love for my new bosom buddy. And because I have a webcam and penchant for awkwardness, I made an instructional video.
All I have to say is that right after I finished this video last week, famed blogger (and one of my girl crushes) The Man Repeller posted an entry wearing this:
Obviously she’s spying on me, which I’m totally fine with.
But back to the rack. I have the NuBra Feather Lite ($32) and am 100% obsessed with it. It stays perfectly put (I don’t know what kind of sticky stuff they use, but it’s magical), is totally comfortable, and the cleavage is pretty impressive. PLUS, you’ll never have a bra muffin top (you know what I’m talking about). And speaking of muffins, I want one of these.
Now if you’re wearing something extra slutty revealing and even the NuBra is too much coverage, Bristols Six Nippies Skin Nipple Covers ($24) are the absolute breast best. Even Rachel Zoe says so (not that she has much to work with in the chest region, but she still knows her stuff). These babies are “made with exclusive ultra-thin Invisifeel™ matte silicone for the smoothest coverage possible,” and they come in three shades to meticulously match your skin so they won’t show through any clothing, even sheer knits and white blouses.
And while you’re on the Bristols Six site, may as well check out the “couture” coverings (since Valentine’s Day is coming up and all).
As for where to buy, I purchased my NuBra at Fab’rik in Atlanta. You can order via the NuBra site and can also find on Amazon. Go with your cup size (duh), and if you’re on the smaller side of a cup, I still recommend that size instead of going down (ie. I’m a smaller C and I wear the C NuBra). The Nippies are on Amazon, too.
You’ll be breast friends forever.
LYLAS,
Ashley
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