Guaranteed you’ve been that girl or been in a conversation with that girl who’s like, “Ugh, I just wish there was a penis Emoji!” Like hell you do. Most girls don’t even like getting real dick pics. Why would we want tiny, cartoon dick pics splashed across our iPhone screens? No thanks. But we ladies do […]

Let’s be honest. Guys are gross. But girls are might be grosser. The shit girls say when they’re in the unconditional loving comfort of their best friends is facking insane, and if dudes knew the half of it, they would probably never get a boner again. In other words, if you’re a dude and you’re reading […]

Some things in life truly baffle me: Nickelback fans, Stonehenge, Ed Hardy wearers, people who still watch soap operas, and most of all….the MISSING EMOJIS. Why are there TWO camels, but not one black person? And two Halloween icons (ghost + pumpkin), but no Thanksgiving turkey? It’s bullshit and we all know it. Most recently, […]