‘Tis the season! HARK the angels! Joy to the world! It’s the most wonderful time of the year! The time of year when you swear you won’t gain 5-8 pounds again but end up saying ‘fuck it’ by mid-December and spend your evenings sipping chugging red wine and indulging in decadent food instead of at the gym because […]

‘Tis the season for sequins, scarves, mistletoe, parties, cookies, red wine, weight gain, and most of all…..GIVING. I can’t provide you with any tips to avoid the December Six (pounds) because I literally have no idea, but I can tell you what to get for the ladies in your life this holiday season. If you’re […]

Let it be known I’m pretty obsessed with Iggy Azalea right now, and if I were to choose a celeb couple to have a threesome with, it would most definitely be her and Nick Young (AKA Swaggy P). I mean…. Try to find a sexier, cooler, more stylish couple than these two right now. (Let’s be […]

Oh, the push present. Chances are, you either just smiled fondly at the thought of (or looked down at) your very own, exaggeratedly rolled your eyes and/or gagged, or wondered WTF this thing is. For you latter folks, I’ll let Wiki inform you: A push present (also known as a push gift, baby mama gift or baby bauble) is a present a father […]

A couple things about me… 1. I’m a candle critic. I’ve bought or received too many damn candles that smell delicious, then you light them and the scent is barely strong enough to fill a cardboard box (not that you should be lighting candles in cardboard boxes). FYI, this means they’re shitty and cheap. When […]

Perfume is tricky business. Not only do you have to love the scent you’re spraying on your body, but if you plan on being around people (which includes dates), it’s nice if those people enjoy the smell as well. Tough Love Tom says women should refrain from fragrances (refragrance?) altogether, but I think that’s a […]

If you’re visiting this site, that (probably) means you know how to read, and many of the people on your holiday gift list know how to read as well. So… WHY NOT GET THEM BOOKS!? I’m not a genius, you guys. Just a simple gal who likes a nice, hilarious, offensive coffee table book as […]