Dear Sam, I hope this letter finds you well. I have come to the conclusion that…well…I have a male-to-male appreciation for you. Fuck it, a Man Crush. You see Sam, it appears that every female on Planet Earth (and possibly Venus) is in love with you and your songs instead of me. You have stolen […]

Mystery, humor, intrigue, suspense, and love. THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE MOVIE. Keep swipin’, y’all, Ashley For more on what NOT to do on Tinder, click here. 

When the FOURTH person sent me this Tinder screen shot, I knew this gentleman had to make a Witty + Pretty appearance. So what it’s a job well Photoshopped, but still the most eye-catching, droolworthy profile photo I’ve ever seen. And nice job on coordinating the pic with the bio. I would like to know […]

I’m a little late to the game on this one (Buzzfeed got to it back in March, those bastards), but a big thank you to the Internet Gods for placing this beautiful male specimen in my Facebook news feed.  Yes, that is Guilherme Leao, a rent-a-cop security guard for the damn SUBWAY in Sao Paulo, […]

Ok I swear this isn’t turning into a “Look at these funny commercials!” blog, but this week has just been on point. (Who says on point?) This gem actually debuted on the Interweb five years ago and I have no idea how it wasn’t more popular. Supposedly based on a true story, this is truly […]

There are stupid/impractical/heinous fashion trends for women all the time (see: the ’90s), but that’s what being female is all about. However, when outlandish styles surface for men, they must be addressed. I have my opinions (OBVI), but I called in our resident dude-bestie-blogger Trey to give his compelling insight into some of these confusing new clothing […]

The Stockton Police Department posted the above mugshot of a fine male specimen named Jeremy Meeks (Ashley Meeks, how does that sound?) and women of Facebook went wild. At the time of this post, it had 15.5K+ likes and nearly 4K comments. A DAMN MUGSHOT. And it clearly wasn’t because people are supporting the police […]

The Internet is a glorious place. Even if you know nothing about nothing, it can educate you to GED status. Sure, some of it will be fake and you’ll probably believe it, but so what? The World Wide Web is abuzz with World Cup madness so I compiled some of the best articles out there so […]

Let’s be honest. Guys are gross. But girls are might be grosser. The shit girls say when they’re in the unconditional loving comfort of their best friends is facking insane, and if dudes knew the half of it, they would probably never get a boner again. In other words, if you’re a dude and you’re reading […]

Oh, Tinder. The most genius, addicting, shallow app ever created. Swipe right if you think someone is attractive; swipe left if you don’t. Swipe all over your screen if you’re drunk and starting to lose control over your fingers….then wake up with a bunch of fours in your match queue who you thought were tens […]

Hey girls. If you think spending four hours on your hair, makeup, and picking out a slutty sexy outfit, then standing in a bar/club with resting bitch face and sipping a fancy martini is going to attract Prince Charming, you’re doing it wrong. (For the record, you may attract Prince Douchebag. He is definitely not […]

I never thought I’d say this, but….I’m strangely attracted to a skinny, ginger-ish teenager. What? Fast-forward to 1:10 (and I recommend going full screen). Yes, he did win the talent contest (duh), but I’m annoyed the whole damn gymnasium wasn’t ON THEIR MOTHER F*CKING FEET. He definitely did MJ (and Usher) proud. And seriously…is he 18 yet?

Be honest, what did you think when you read that title? Wait, maybe I don’t want to know. ANYWAY, I’m heading out to the most wonderful music festival in the world, Hangout Fest, for the third year in a row. This is my kind of festival–staying in a big house on the beach instead of […]

I wonder if I asked a bunch of dudes to name a sexy movie scene, they’d say, “Uh, this girl-on-girl scene I watched on YouPorn this morning.” Probably. But us ladies…we like a little more cinematic value for our stimulation. Last week, Witty + Pretty email subscribers weighed in on the steamiest movie scenes of all […]

Oh, the push present. Chances are, you either just smiled fondly at the thought of (or looked down at) your very own, exaggeratedly rolled your eyes and/or gagged, or wondered WTF this thing is. For you latter folks, I’ll let Wiki inform you: A push present (also known as a push gift, baby mama gift or baby bauble) is a present a father […]

Welp. Q100’s The Bert Show asked us back on their women’s panel to answers men’s burning questions about the female race. This time around, we covered “Can a guy get out of the friend zone and how?” (our answers may surprise you), how does a guy tell his lady he hates one of her besties, and […]

Since the beginning of time Beyonce, ladies want to be sexy for their men. But what if they don’t know how? Sure, you could read articles in Cosmo titled “What Guys Really Think Is Sexy” but Cosmo is written for 14-year-olds, and instead of asking real, dateable guys, they probably just asked a few nerd interns […]

Guess what, lovers? Engagement season is well under way and there’s nothing you can do to stop half of your Facebook friends from posting about how they’re so #blessed to be marrying their best friends and TV from showing the stupidest commercials of all time. But fellas, if you’re planning to pop the question, please consider the […]

Remember back when selfies were cool? Well NOT ANYMORE, you social media lovers and losers. Selfies are the new LOL (no offense, Mom), and these days, you’re only cool on Facebook/Instagram/Christian Mingle if you do a #LipSyncSelfie video. Says who? Says REALITY SHOW SUPERSTAR Tribble Reese. That’s right. The same stud muffin who basically invented […]

Editor’s note: When one of my good girlfriends posted a Facebook status about her husband waiting in line for a video game release, I was like, Wait, am I friends with a gamer? Then I was like, Am I friends with a MARRIED gamer? Then I promptly emailed him and said, “You need to write […]

LUCKILY by the grace of God, I was texting during The Voice last night and neglected to fast forward a commercial break. In between sending Emojis and confessing how many of these I had just eaten to my girlfriends, I heard a familiar Christmas tune, looked up, saw hot guys in their underwear, and was […]

Is it just me, or does it seem like gay men have pretty fulfilling and exciting sex lives? And because I know a lot of women (single and in relationships) who aren’t exactly thrilled with their current sexual situations (hence, why Fifty Shades of Grey totally crushed it), I thought, Why not see if the gay […]

Oh, Movember. The time of year when dudes transform their faces to look like sexy(ish) hipsters, ’70s porn stars, or rapey molesters. And according to this video and my own personal belief system, November 18 is Have Sex With a Guy With a Mustache Day.   So, mustached men who enjoy intercourse, please send me a […]

One of the sexiest men in the Universe, Adam Levine, just got a new puppy and he showed it off on The Voice last night. And all around the country…panties dropped. I bet some hot and bothered women sitting around in pajama/yoga pants sans underwear even went into their bedroom and put panties ON, just […]