I attempt to keep my apartment clean and organized, but sometimes things just get out of hand and I have to A) call for backup or B) spend an entire weekend day cleaning (while singing Beyonce at the top of my lungs) when I could be out drinking margaritas on a patio or working on […]

There are some things you never think about having to do until they’re placed right in front of your face. Like this fish last week at Lure: I mean, I didn’t know what the hell to do with that. And not only was I confused…I was a little scared. But then I noticed a handy […]

I woke up this morning, looked in the mirror, and wondered who snuck into my apartment overnight and deposited two massive duffel bags under my eyeballs. This baggage was due to sleep deprivation (not boozing/dehydration, surprisingly), but no matter the cause, they were bloated and that’s never a good look. Throughout the years, I’ve picked […]