If there’s ONE thing that matters in life, it’s getting the perfect selfie. I mean, people literally die trying. And the selfie stick is fine (I mean, Melissa McCarthy used one at a Spy screening this week and I was front and center, nbd)…. But these contraptions can be a tad obtrusive. There has to […]

A picture is worth a thousand words but a video is worth a thousand hashtags. What? #QOTD Because the world just can’t get enough of guys acting like basic betches on Instagram, we partnered with Glam/Mode Media and Flynnside Out Productions to produce this soon-to-be award-winning video of some of our favorite bros being basic […]

#NewYear……#NewYou. How about we put aside your unrealistic resolutions of quadrupling your income, getting Gisele’s body or Ryan Gosling’s face, and finding love on FarmersOnly.com and talk about what really matters: Your social media accounts. Our old pal Trey and I have long discussed how social media is completely out of control (yet we spend […]

GIRLS. LOVE. INSTAGRAM. The only thing girls love more than cupcakes, coffee, Emojis, new outfits, and skinny pictures of themselves are putting cupcakes, coffee, Emojis, new outfits, and skinny pictures of themselves on Instagram, so according to my genius deductive reasoning skills, that means they literally love Instagram more than anything else in the entire universe. As for […]

(In case you missed Part 1) I begrudgingly left the Best Place on Earth and Rob put me in charge of finding food in Asheville (THE PRESSURE). After pretending to look up restaurants on my phone for 10 minutes but really just scrolling Instagram, I quickly crowd-sourced my Facebook friends and received a few glowing recommendations […]

If there’s one thing we can agree on when it comes to Instagram, it’s this: And if there’s another thing we can agree on, it’s that animals are the best. Animals don’t wake up in the morning, put on a full face of makeup, then take a selfie and hashtag #IWokeUpLikeThis. Animals don’t pretend to […]

Phew. Thanks to Racked (and my former DailyCandy editor Lauren), I just read this article by Gala Darling inspired by a piece on The Cut titled, “Why Not Admit We Didn’t Wake Up Like This?” Nevermind that chain reaction (I just wanted to credit everyone), but take a look at THIS doozy of an observation from […]

What do women want? The age-old question men ask themselves…and women probably ask themselves even more. Also, a Mel Gibson movie (that was FOURTEEN YEARS AGO by the way, FML). But this revolutionary new service out of San Fran (obvi), is attempting to give women EXACTLY WHAT THEY WANT. And it’s not a stripper’s oversized penis […]

Remember back when I BANDITED the Georgia Half-Marathon and the Internet exploded with hateful runners who felt my selfie stunt robbed them of their running experiences for the rest of eternity? Well because I’m a terrible person and total narcissist, love to steal, refuse to pay for anything that goes to a good cause, and […]

My good friend and genetically #blessed male specimen Tribble Reese (you may recognize him from Bravo’s The New Atlanta) is the king of what we like to call……the #LipSyncSelfie. Every time he posts a snippet on Instagram, W+P blogger Trey is jealous, females everywhere get lady boners, and his 98293729847897349 Instagram followers go bananas. Well ol’ Tribbs […]

I went into The Fault in Our Stars like most girls go into their period week: You know you’ll get emotional, you know you’re going to cry, you know you’ll need some M&Ms, and you know it will be over soon enough. I will admit it was the most I’ve ever cried in a movie, even […]

Not only is it Easter weekend, but it’s #FlashbackFriday, so I wanted to grace you guys with this gem of my brother and me. Easter must have also fallen on 4.20 back in 1990 because that bunny is clearly stoned. Before we jump into the weekend agenda, let’s take a look at the… SELFIE OF THE […]

Yesterday, a driver who looked like a retired mob boss (name: “Bill Brown”) picked me up in a black car and drove me to Kim Zolciak’s house to drink and have breakfast for dinner with her and a handful of other media folks. Is this real life? The most famed Bravo hair housewife (in my […]

What…..a week it’s been. It’s moments like these when you realize just how much time people have on their hands. I received a smidge (read: gargantuan shit ton) of backlash from my post about “crashing the Georgia Half-Marathon” in which people called me a “bandit” (hilarious term, btw) and treated me like I just blew up […]

When I read this article titled “Half-Marathon Runner Passes Time On Her Run by Taking Selfies With Hot Guys“, I was like, WAIT A MINUTE. Half-marathon? I do those! Selfies? I do those, too! Hot guys? Of course I do those! And with the Georgia Marathon/Half-Marathon just a few days away, I knew it was fate […]

I just received this doozy of a press release. ATLANTA, Georgia (February 26, 2014)—Sheila Fassler, RN, and owner of Pediatric Hair Solutions, has seen the new trend among teenagers—‘selfies’—and she’s seen the consequences first hand: head lice. “It’s true!  We’re seeing a huge increase in teens and early 20s with head lice here in Atlanta,” says […]

Remember back when selfies were cool? Well NOT ANYMORE, you social media lovers and losers. Selfies are the new LOL (no offense, Mom), and these days, you’re only cool on Facebook/Instagram/Christian Mingle if you do a #LipSyncSelfie video. Says who? Says REALITY SHOW SUPERSTAR Tribble Reese. That’s right. The same stud muffin who basically invented […]

Since Tom (aka Selfie Tom) and I make fun of report on the fine folks of social media in writing on the reg, we figured we’d give it a go via video. What a disaster.

Holy piss! The Internet fouled up and went bananas last week and my selfie article scored a hella-trillion hits. That is West Coast speak, folks. Who says hella? Who cares. Some fancy reports are showing over 25 people actually read it. Call Guiness Book of World Records and tell those stupid yahoos to catch a […]

Well since the selfie article got about 9842394293823094820398423 hits, ol’ Tom and I figured we’re basically millionaires (that’s how this Internet thing works, right?), so we said, “F*ck it, let’s peace out this bitch #LikeABoss.” Tom jet-setted to LA to hobnob with celebrities like Dina Lohan, and I just arrived in Paris (which sounds douchey […]