There’s a cute little political movement happening amongst Trump-supporters/Anti-Hillary-crazies this week that has fully amused me and a lot of my (intelligent) friends: BOYCOTT STARBUCKS BECAUSE THEY SUPPORT HILLARY!!! I originally saw this OUTRAGE from one of my Facebook friends and decided to smear a steaming pile of sarcasm on the otherwise supportive comment thread (my since-deleted […]

Funny story: A few months ago at a comedy show, the headliner asked “Do we have any Hillary fans in the house?” And someone called out, “Duff?” Me: (spits vodka out) Whut. No girl (bless your heart), not Hillary Duff. Hillary CLINTON, potentially the next LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD. The presidential candidate who claims to […]

The basic bitch is so 2014 (seriously Internet, stop with the listicles) but the basic bro lives on! He is confident, he is #blessed, he is fit (or at least embraces his #DadBod), he is handsome (enough), and most of all, he is social media savvy! The basic bro knows Valencia isn’t just a city […]

In a world where celebs flaunt their money on social media with pics of private jets, sold out arena shows, and selfies of their expensive faces (or asses), Katy Perry, real-life unicorn, chose to flaunt her realness with a pic from her birthday dinner at none other than this authentic Italian eatery: That’s right, she and […]

Girls are notorious for being late. And no I don’t mean ALL girls so you punctual bitches can refrain from being offended and/or typing out a comment detailing your punctuality and how it’s equated to your superior success so all of us late assholes can feel like loser pieces of shit. Because we already feel […]

Oh, social media. You have changed the world for so much better and so much worse. You give us laughs, you give us tears. You bring awareness to people in need but turn murderers into celebrities. You give us brilliant pieces of literature but also comment sections that make us lose all faith in humanity. […]

I knew I was a fan of Jessimae Peluso when I watched her on MTV Girl Code but I didn’t know I had a full-blown girl crush on her until we talked on the phone this week and my boyfriend walked in and said, “You don’t sound that excited when you talk to me.” And […]

In my TEN YEARS of being on Facebook and making fun of liking engagement posts, I have never witnessed as many as I did this weekend, and a lot of my friends echoed this sentiment. I’ve seen multiple ones around the holidays or on Valentine’s Day (vom), but this was on a whole new level. I […]

Ahhh ghosting. The best part of Beetlejuice but the worst part of dating. Most of us have been victimized by it at some point in our dating lives or done the victimizing. If you’re not familiar (lucky you), ghosting is when you’re dating/in a relationship with someone and he/she just disappears without any explanation. It’s […]

I watch The Bachelorette on ABC. Am I proud of it? I am. It’s wonderful. Like Justin Bieber in a bathtub wonderful. If you have no life like me and TV is your soulmate, you know we are in the middle of The Bachelorette Season 127. If you do better things with your life than […]

I am all about some female empowerment and I appreciate the strides beauty brands and (some) media outlets have taken to encourage confidence, promote inner beauty, and break down unrealistic standards brought to us in part by Photoshop. But there’s just a touch of inauthenticity when the messaging comes from a multi-billion dollar company and their […]

As you know, I’m female, therefore I love cute animals on Instagram (if a girl says she doesn’t like cute animals on Instagram, check for her dick). ANYWAY, Corgis are my #1 but this bunny named Wally is coming in hot and about to be my new #SpiritAnimal. Apparently he has an owner named Molly […]

Instagram is a truly majestical corner of the Internet. I mean, where else IN THE WORLD can you find narcissistic selfies combined with inspirational quotes, gluten-free recipes (omg!!!!), boring baby pics (and the occasional #NoFilter sonogram!), glorious ’90s #TBTs, fashion bloggers’ daily outfits (because you care), LOL-worthy memes and videos, pictures of feet in the sand […]

If there’s ONE thing that matters in life, it’s getting the perfect selfie. I mean, people literally die trying. And the selfie stick is fine (I mean, Melissa McCarthy used one at a Spy screening this week and I was front and center, nbd)…. But these contraptions can be a tad obtrusive. There has to […]

Ok ladies and cross-dressing men. Let’s talk about this sleek, chic, fun, and flirty frock. You can wear it to work… Happy hour…   An awkward hot date… Or dinner with that frenemy you want to cut (insert Emoji knife). This lightweight cotton dress is super flattering and perfection for spring. But take a closer look. Even […]

Lovers and friends, let me introduce you to Tinder royalty: Alexandra of the blog Toe Pick. This genius betch matches with the finest male specimens on the world’s most beloved shallow dating app and channels various personalities to communicate with them and it’s nothing short of magical. The only thing more incredible than the shit […]

A picture is worth a thousand words but a video is worth a thousand hashtags. What? #QOTD Because the world just can’t get enough of guys acting like basic betches on Instagram, we partnered with Glam/Mode Media and Flynnside Out Productions to produce this soon-to-be award-winning video of some of our favorite bros being basic […]

Since I’m on my phone 94.7% of the time, I get excited about new technology/tricks/apps/etc. (STILL WAITING ON THAT DAMN TACO EMOJI BTW), but it takes a lot to get me REALLY worked up. But Snapchat’s new Discover feature has me giddy as a wine drunk Bachelor contestant on a helicopter date. It launched yesterday […]

Confession: I have been watching The Bachelor for most my adult life and I’m not ashamed. There is literally no better show to view with friends, critique, and live tweet. Sure, seasons have had their fair share of snoozy moments, but they still never disappoint with the handpicked crop of insecure/narcissistic/batshit/desperate females, Chris Harrison’s billionaire […]

#NewYear……#NewYou. How about we put aside your unrealistic resolutions of quadrupling your income, getting Gisele’s body or Ryan Gosling’s face, and finding love on FarmersOnly.com and talk about what really matters: Your social media accounts. Our old pal Trey and I have long discussed how social media is completely out of control (yet we spend […]

There is nothing quite like dad fashion–Wranglers and New Balances, Crocs and socks, khakis and windbreakers, Canadian tuxedos, Hawaiian shirts (in the middle of winter)–there are no limits when it comes to their personal style and comfort. When I’m home from the holidays, I alway eagerly anticipate what kind of ensemble my dad is going […]

I remember the moment I saw an enlarged Emoji on Snapchat. It was last Tuesday night; I sat up straight in bed and knew my life was changed forever. This are few things I love more in this world than Emojis and when they’re larger than life, I LITERALLY CAN’T EVEN. The number one reason […]

GIRLS. LOVE. INSTAGRAM. The only thing girls love more than cupcakes, coffee, Emojis, new outfits, and skinny pictures of themselves are putting cupcakes, coffee, Emojis, new outfits, and skinny pictures of themselves on Instagram, so according to my genius deductive reasoning skills, that means they literally love Instagram more than anything else in the entire universe. As for […]

I went to Sam Smith at The Tabernacle on Monday night, and I will share with the world that it was one of the most incredible concerts I’ve ever been to in my life (seriously). But what it made it even BETTER were all the people in front of me with their phones in the […]