Gather ’round, children! This is my new blog on beauty, funny stuff, helpful tips, girls, sometimes boys, fitness and health, drinking, how to maintain fitness and health without giving up drinking, some fashion here and there, sexual-ish stuff from time to time (sorry, Dad), a li’l bit of music (i.e. songs to play while getting ready), personal grooming, pretty stuff for your home (but very little of that because I suck at decorating), pregnancy, politics, and religion.
Okay, so maybe those last three were a lie.
I’ll also be regularly featuring Witty & Pretty females across the globe (know any chicks in China?) in serious in-depth interviews on topics like their favorite beauty products and tricks, most embarrassing wardrobe malfunctions, workout routines they swear by, and the last intoxicated texts they sent to their exes.
So pull up your Hanky Panky’s (if you’re going commando, that’s okay, too), grab your fave lip gloss, vodka cocktail, and smart phone, and hop on the Witty & Pretty Express.
I think it’s going to be a fun ride.
(Would it be overkill to throw in a “Choo Choo!”?)