I think we can all agree that the Golden Globes is about 2304823048 times more fun/less stuffy than any other grownup awards (that excludes you, VMAs) and last night’s showing was all about the ladies. Tiny Fey and Amy Poehler killed it as the hosts (duh, and this should have happened sooner), Jodie Foster took up half the show with her speech about coming out…or retiring…or adopting Honey Boo Boo…or something, and HBO’s Girls took home not one, but TWO golden statues. But aside from the standard awards, I came up with a few of my own, senior yearbook-style. Here are the superlatives for the 2013 Golden Globes:

Best Dressed: Kate Hudson in Alexander McQueen
Best Couple: TIE.
Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner (especially after she got on stage and thanked people that her hot husbie forgot; that was cute)…
ben jennifer…and Anne Hathaway and Amanda Seyfried

Most Likely To Get Beat Up By Angelina Jolie After School For Stealing Her Pose: Halle Berry
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Best Smile: Jessica Chastain (Is she seriously stunning or what??)
Most Likely to Sleep With the Entire Football Team: Sarah Hyland

498663-sarah-hyland(Is it just me or does she look a tad trampy?)

Most Popular: Lena Dunham (and friends)
Best Everything Overall: Claire Danes
claire danes
And last but certainly not least…

Class Clowns: Tina Fey and Amy Poehler

Maybe next year, Whitney Cummings (ha).


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  1. Claire Danes rules at life + she was my favorite. Sarah Hyland wtf were you thinking. Halle Berry really managed to pull off the stripper/bad beach cover up look. Dang
    Love the recap!

  2. Who the eff is Sarah Hyland? Am I that behind on my pop culture?

    Anyway… loved the recap! So happy for Lena & Co. especially!

  3. I was seriously sad when I saw Sarah Hyland. I like her and she looks like the biggest tramp ever!


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