Another guest blogger, whaaaa?! The Witty + Pretty party just keeps getting better, and in the words of the renowned poet Pitbull, “Don’t Stop the Party” (ie. keep reading). I met Lauren virtually through a friend (thanks David!) and guest blogged on her site, Strictly Nutritious, last week (about booze, shocker). While her awesome blog is about living a healthy lifestyle, her one weakness is queso (Lauren: “Anyone who knows me knows that I’m the Queso Queen. I will literally steal, kill, and destroy for some Mexican food (well not really, but close). Get out of my way.”) She’s obsessed with spin class and EOS lip balm (my absolute fave), so obvi we’re soulmates, and when it comes to singing in the car, she prefers “anything from the 90’s. I love a good Christina or Britney throw-back, and I’m not above busting out the lyrics to a boy band song, especially “Tearin’ Up My Heart.” Oh…and if we’re dancing, it’s definitely gotta be to Salt-N-Pepa’s “Push It.” 

AMEN. So now that you have a total girl crush on Ms. Nutritious, see what she has to say (and the project she attempted for our reading pleasure):


Picture 1

I vividly remember the day my mother finally gave me permission to wear makeup. I was in sixth grade at the time, and I had already spent a few painful months in the locker room after P.E. class watching my more fortunate classmates applying shiny lip gloss and powdering their noses. Now, after months of pleading my case like a miniature law school student, my mother agreed to a little lip gloss. A small victory, but a victory nonetheless!

In addition to desiring makeup for its ability to transform me from awkward middle school student to stunning teenage dream (or so I thought), I just generally wanted to try it because it looked fun. I was the artistic type, so the idea of painting my face and transforming my look really got me jazzed!

Beach beauty? Check! 1950’s pin-up girl? Check! Sultry sex kitten? Check! Check!

I’ve been cruising along for years, enjoying the perks of traditional beauty products, but it seems my party bus has hit a bumpy road lately, as I’ve been reading more and more about beauty products that aren’t so great for your skin and health (to put it gently). Environmental Working Group’s Skin Deep website has all the dirt (literally), but don’t go there and start clicking around unless you’re ready. Ignorance can certainly be bliss.

So…what’s a girl to do then? Make her own products! In an effort to take action and transform my own beauty arsenal, I attempted to make some products last weekend (“attempted” being the key word). To start, I chose something easy (so as not to get discouraged right off the bat) and something my long-forsaken legs could really use (some love and attention). What better than a Brown Sugar & Lemon Scrub to exfoliate, moisturize, and revitalize!

I’m happy to report that no one was injured in this science experiment AND it took all of five minutes to complete. My legs have been smothered in love and I’m ready to show them to the world (if only it wasn’t 12 degrees in New York City today).


1. Grab a bag of course brown sugar (to exfoliate), a bottle of olive oil or grapeseed oil (to moisturize), and lemons (to invigorate the senses).
Picture 14

2. Mix 1 c. of oil…
Picture 15…with 1/4 c. of brown sugar.
Picture 163. Grate the peel of 2 lemons…
Picture 17…and add to the mixture.
Picture 18

4. Mix well and store in a mini recycled jar for use in the shower. Your legs (and skin all over!) will be silky smooth.
Picture 19I can now say that making your own beauty products is empowering — if only because you know EXACTLY what you’re putting on your skin and into your body. It’s a way to send a message to the cosmetics industry that you care about the ingredients of their products, and let’s be honest, your own brand of cosmetics makes a great gift for your friends. Look at you, gettin’ all ‘Martha Stewart’ up in tha’ kitchen!

But if you can’t (or don’t want to) take the heat (I don’t blame you), there are other great natural brands that you can buy! Check out this comprehensive list before heading to the makeup counter.

Remember, knowledge is power, ladies. Put your money where your mouth is and pamper yourself the natural way!

Lauren, you had me at “five minutes to complete” and “silky smooth legs” (y’all know I’m all about some smooth skin). Plus, this looks way easier to prepare than an actual meal, so I’m thinking I’ll whip this up with glass of wine in hand this weekend, then have an excuse for an extra long shower. Not that I need one. 


And don’t forget, read more about Lauren’s nutritious livin’ HERE.

Facebook Comments

Join the conversation! 1 Comment

  1. Thanks for the guest spot, Ashley! And big thanks for sharing your favorite low-cal drinks on my blog last week!


Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *




, , ,