I am extremely disappointed in myself for all the times I’ve seen girls post pictures of their thigh/knee area at the beach, pool, etc. (myself included!) and never once thought, “You know, those gams look like a pair of Ballpark franks.” And this is coming from the girl who once ate four chili-and-Cheetos dogs from a street cart in Clemson one night after the bars.


Anyway, someone else did notice this uncanny resemblance and started this genius Tumblr, which has been deemed “the best thing on the Internet this week”:

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Hard to distinguish knees from Nathan’s, eh?

Well last night, I was blogging whilst eating my standard dinner of kale salad and two beef franks, so I decided to take my own #HotDogLegs photo.

Nearsighted hot dogs…..or legs?
IMG_8445You’ll never know.

Then I recruited some of my sexiest friends who I knew would also be eating franks at that exact moment to send me their best #HotDogLegs pics.

Two hot dogs….or something else having to do with two? (Oh, I went there.)
IMG_8427I know, it’s tough to tell, right!?

But not as tough as this one: Hot dogs…….or banana bath time?
IMG_8425Now THAT’S a balanced meal.

And last but not least, the trickiest one of all…..
IMG_8421I mean. Is it lunchtime yet?


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  1. Hahahahaha. I may never stop laughing. And, go Tigers! I only wish they had that hotdog cart when I was there.

  2. not everyone has hot-dog legs http://legsonbeach.tumblr.com/

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