Oh, Movember. The time of year when dudes transform their faces to look like sexy(ish) hipsters, ’70s porn stars, or rapey molesters.

And according to this video and my own personal belief system, November 18 is Have Sex With a Guy With a Mustache Day.  

So, mustached men who enjoy intercourse, please send me a photo (selfies acceptable), and I’ll showcase your fine facial hair, and you’ll have throngs of beautiful women banging (down your door). Ladies, if you have guys you’d like to submit, by all means! Hit my inbox at ashley@wittyandpretty.com and let’s make the world a happier place!


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