Let’s be honest: Valentine’s Day is really kinda’ dumb. But maybe that’s just because I’m single. Actually, no. If I had a boyfriend, I would suggest we not celebrate the Hallmark holiday by getting wine drunk, eating pizza, and watching Superbad on the couch naked. What?

But whether you’re executing a kinky evening complete with a strip tease, flavored lube, and a sex swing, planning to have regular missionary intercourse, OR just hanging out with your vibrator, you might want a sensual playlist. And because our male contributor Trey put the kibosh on stripping to Sarah McLachlan or Baha Men, you have to head back to the drawing board anyway. The playlist I’ve compiled is the top 10 strip tease songs at the top, then it flows nicely into three hours of straight steamy tunage. (PS, remember Silk?)

And the top 10 striptease songs in case you don’t have Spotify (weirdo), but are dying to know:

10. “Any Time, Any Place” by Janet Jackson (This one is really slow, so if you have wild, flailing moves, it may not be for you.)

9. “What’s My Name?” by Rihanna and Drake (Oh na na.)

8. “Bright Lights” by Gary Clark Jr. (This video proves it.)

7. “Pony” by Ginuwine (Brings me right back to 11th grade…)

6. “You Make Me Feel Like a Natural Woman” by Aretha Franklin (Just trust me.)

5. “What’s It Gonna’ Be” by Janet Jackson and Busta Rhymes (An often overlooked sexy gem.)

4. “Body Party” by Ciara (He’ll be RSVP’ing before the chorus.)

3. “Drunk in Love” by Beyonce and Jay Z (Sip on that sizzurp, then get down and dirty in the bathtub with your surf-bort. What?)

2. “Buttons” by Pussycat Dolls (Duh.)

1. “Ride” by Ciara and Ludacris (Just try to put it on and NOT act like a Magic City stripper.)

Time to get #TurntUp, lovers.


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