I’m a little late to the game on this one (Buzzfeed got to it back in March, those bastards), but a big thank you to the Internet Gods for placing this beautiful male specimen in my Facebook news feed. Yes, that is Guilherme Leao, a rent-a-cop security guard for the damn SUBWAY in Sao Paulo, Brazil.
Just for fun, let’s take a look at Atlanta’s MARTA police: Oh.
Anyway, Guilherme has become quite the celebrity (OBVI) with women scouring the underground rail system to find him, get lady boners, and take photos. Unfortunately, he is well aware of his gorgeousness (per his Instagram/selfies)…
And also appears to have a gf…
(Who is obviously heinous so that will never last.)
So everyone can stop ogling Jeremy Meeks because A) He isn’t getting out of the slammer anytime soon, B) Has a wife, and C) Would probably steal your credit cards anyway. Also that modeling agency who gave him a contract might want to renege and book a flight to Sao Paulo.
Brazil, you may have lost that horrifying game to Germany, but we all know there is not a German subway security guard this hot. You win.