When the FOURTH person sent me this Tinder screen shot, I knew this gentleman had to make a Witty + Pretty appearance.
So what it’s a job well Photoshopped, but still the most eye-catching, droolworthy profile photo I’ve ever seen. And nice job on coordinating the pic with the bio. I would like to know what Matt’s next photo is (bacon shower?).
I don’t think I’m particularly attracted to this fella, but the next guy I DO like who asks me to take a Cheeto bath will definitely win my heart.