If there’s one thing we can agree on when it comes to Instagram, it’s this:
unspirational people are the worst
And if there’s another thing we can agree on, it’s that animals are the best. Animals don’t wake up in the morning, put on a full face of makeup, then take a selfie and hashtag #IWokeUpLikeThis. Animals don’t pretend to eat fattening food for the sake of a douchebag photo, force their friends to snap “candids” of them, and agonize over which filter makes them look skinniest and/or the number of likes they get on their #TBTs. Here are just 15 times (of thousands) when animals trump humans on the ol’ IG.

1. Fashion bloggers/outfit pics.
fashion blogger person
fashion animal

2. Artsy BFF back photo.

back shot person
bff back shot animals

3. Eating (or pretending to). 

eating people
eating bunnies

4. Creepy mustache close-up.
mustache person
mustache cat(Much better on a pussy, am I right?)

5. Getting high
(I assume they have medical prescriptions).
high person
high animal

6. #Starbucks.
starbucks selfie
starbucks pup

7. The “Look back at it” ass pic.
butt selfie person

animal butt

8. Sleeping pic.
(I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: We know you aren’t sleeping, asshole; you took the damn picture.)
james franco
tuna sleeping

9. The OH-SO-CLEVER “I’m on a boat” pic.
(PS, you’re on a dinghy, mother f*cker.)
i'm on a boatprissy the pig on a boat

10. Duck face. Which people are still doing apparently.
duck face person
duck face animal

11. The blowout.
blowout selfie

blowout animal

12. Licking an ice cream cone
(or pretending to).
ice cream person
ice cream pup

13. Sibling love.

sister people
siblings cats

14. Sticking the tongue out.

tongue out person
tongue out animal

15. Share a Coke campaign.
share a coke with a legend

cuddle people
cuddle animals
I don’t think I’m alone when I say I prefer doggie style.

Keep on doing you, humans. I’ll be over here looking at puppies, overusing the Valencia filter, and trying to figure out what the hell Khloe Kardashian is ever saying.


Follow on Instagram @AshHess where I prove my dog is way cooler than me. 

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