Instagram is a truly majestical corner of the Internet. I mean, where else IN THE WORLD can you find narcissistic selfies combined with inspirational quotes, gluten-free recipes (omg!!!!), boring baby pics (and the occasional #NoFilter sonogram!), glorious ’90s #TBTs, fashion bloggers’ daily outfits (because you care), LOL-worthy memes and videos, pictures of feet in the sand (#TooBlessedToBeStressed), and creepy dudes DM’ing “fitness models”? What…a hodgepodge of American dreams. Not to mention dudes acting like basic bitches and dads acting like fashion bloggers (see also: #shameless plugs). I do love Instagram and it’s slowly becoming my life/career, but if I’m being honest, I only came here for 2 reasons…the puppies and the food.

I’m not ashamed to admit I follow more puppy and food accounts than is probably normal, and I wouldn’t have it any other way even when I’m laying in bed, stomach growing from eating a lame salad for dinner (#BikiniSeason) and I stumble across a picture of cheeseburger French fry pizza nachos on my iPhone 6+ screen (#humblebrag) then have to get out of bed to make a snack (most likely involving peanut butter and a spoon) before I literally die. That being said, take a look at 17 #FoodPorn Instagram accounts that are trying to ruin your diet/life. Hope it’s your #CheatDay.

1. @EatNowPlayLater
IMG_6235Um I’m sorry but how can you NOT eat this bacon egg avocado cheesy AF bagel sandwich for your next meal?

2. @IceCreamKing

IMG_6249 IMG_6250That pint of fat-free sugar-free froyo you were going to #TreatYoself with tonight is looking like a real piece of shit now, isn’t it?

3. @The_Daily_Bite_

IMG_6245 IMG_6247Yes this. ALL OF THIS.

4. @HungryBetches

IMG_6239 IMG_6238I dreamed about this breakfast before I even knew it existed. OK ATLANTA TIME TO GET ON THE AVOCADO TOAST TRAIN, GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER. That donut tho…

5. @DCFoodPorn
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Mac ‘n’ cheese nachos and peanut butter and jelly pancakes, brb I’m moving to DC k thx bye.

6. @New_Fork_City
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I take that back, I’m moving to NYC and gaining 89349287498374 pounds. #WorthIt

7. @PizzaAndChampagne

IMG_6330 IMG_6329Do you guys think this is gluten-free or nah?

8. @TheNaughtyFork 

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I don’t know even what the actual fuck is happening in these two photos, but I just had an orgasm. What?

9. @FatGirlHedonist 

IMG_6261 IMG_6265Fact: I never don’t want nachos, ever.

10. @Chow_Down_NYC

IMG_6259Another fact: I would gladly live inside that burrata ball.

IMG_6241Ok this isn’t even fair. 

12. @CheatDayEats 

IMG_6252Bout that low-carb life tho.

13. @TheOriginalFoodies

IMG_6242When people say “slice of heaven” this is literally what they’re talking about.

14. @FiftyShadesOfFoods

IMG_6344 IMG_6345I would 100% rather eat these two things than have weird sex with Christian Grey. #AvocadosOverBros

15. @TheVulgarChef

IMG_6337 IMG_6335Droolworthy/drunk food, profanity on fleek, and sexual innuendos make the most hilarious/offensive food account around.

16. @AustinMyMouth

IMG_6341 IMG_6340The best tacos on the planet live in Austin. Also, where TF can I get a Georgia waffle?

17. @CookieDoNYC
IMG_6332Enough said.

This is what swimsuit coverups were made for.

Ashley (follow on Instagram @AshHess)

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