Let’s be honest. Guys are gross. But girls are might be grosser. The shit girls say when they’re in the unconditional loving comfort of their best friends is facking insane, and if dudes knew the half of it, they would probably never get a boner again. In other words, if you’re a dude and you’re reading […]

Do you ever fantasize about trading in your lifelong best friend for a celebrity BFF? Oh you do? That’s f*cked up. But yes, it’s fun to admire celebs and be like, “Ohmygod, we would totally be besties,” even though you probably wouldn’t because most of them aren’t nearly as “normal” and “cool” as they seem, […]

Ever heard a fellow female say something along the lines of, “I don’t really have girlfriends,” or “I just don’t get along that well with girls; I’m more of a guys’ girl.”? Well guess what, sister: You must really suck. (And I don’t just mean you’re giving blowjobs to other girls’ boyfriends, but you’re probably […]