OF COURSE I WATCHED THIS TRAINWRECK, HAVE WE MET? A bunch of hot, desperate singles who I kinda’ feel like I already know because I’ve been watching this damn show for a decade (FML) and they’re in my homeland(ish) of Mexico!? Set the DVR and pass me the guac. There was one really strong moment […]

Seventeen mother freaking seasons. Good LAWD. But last night, the producers took it to a whole new level of awkward with the ladies’ introductions. A Fifty Shades of Grey-obsessed┬ácat lady pulled an extra long….tie out of her cleavage, a cruise ship entertainer with a bad spray tan and even worse weave sang a desperate love […]