RULE: Painting your nails gives you an excuse to take a work break and watch daytime TV. Guess I’ll have to give myself a mani every day from now on so I can watch Ellen. Multiple times. Here’s my Valentine’s Day look: Essie Leading Lady (also mentioned HERE) and Nails Inc. Cadogan Square. And if […]

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Some guys are down for a fancy schmancy dinner on Valentine’s Day (*cough* amateur night), complete with him picking you up, roses in hand, and ending the night with both of you too sleepy from the booze and full from the “love themed menu” to even get freaknasty. But, NEWSFLASH: Most guys aren’t. The thing […]